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I am Tori. i enjoy long walks on the beach :p no im only joking. Jesus is the rock i build my life on. im the type of person that laughs at anything and if you even share the fondness of Mac&Cheese with me i will be your best friend. :3 i am completly interested in the concept of a mullet/beard combo. i hope i have the abillity to make you smile c:

Thursday, May 26, 2011

potatoes just gotta potate c:

haha i was going to wrrite something and i desided to not to. it is kinda sad.
my title of this blog is like Finding Nemo but not :p
Tyler just hung up on me ): haha that losers phone died. no hes not a loser.
well i am in Idaho with Mimes for a wedding. we decorated today and it looked quite purrry c:
like a lady bug !!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

this is something to RAWWR about.

This is for my buddy Liam:
There was an armadillo and a bat. They had zero clue that there was a dinosaur after them on their way to Wonderland but, oh, he was c:
They were walk, walk, walking through the gummy bear island and all of the sudden there was a HUMONGOUS shadow above them. They thought it was just the king gummy bear making sure that they were not eating any of his people as they were passing through. They were good samaritans though so there was no chance that gummy bear eating was happening. Seriously, they deserved that one song, "for hes a jolly good fellow blaahblahblahhhh", to be sung to them.

Anyways, short story short, it was not king gummy bear, it was a dinosaur and yeee. It ate them. c;

Now that's what I call a dinosaur eating story <3


Thursday, May 19, 2011

i set souls on fire (;

1. I want a pet armadillo just for the simple reason to name him Cheez-It.
2. I wish, more than anything in this whole wide big world, someone would cut their hair into a mullet and dedicate the reasoning to me. oh, and grow a beard and braid them together (:
3. I, along with my friend Liam, am now an author of stories that involve dinosaurs eating everything in sight.
4. I have a habit of naming inanimate objects.
5. Grace is my best friend :3
6. Mac&Cheese is my favorite food.
7. I am one hundred percent me.
8. I have dreams and i plan on fulfilling them.
9. I plan on not dieing in Modesto.
10. I aspire to be more than just the average Joe.
11. I killed the foil monsters and i regret it very much so.
12. I'm willing to be any ones friend.
13. I am fake married to one of my best friends, Niko. Oh, the things that happen at school.
14. I'm a little song bird.
15. When I meet Christofer Drew Ingle my life will be complete. <3

graces new addition to tori ori ohs blog

haha you just got hacked suckaaaaaah
 okay this is graces corner
penguins are pointless lions roar and babies are hideous and also like penguins as they are pointless

 and thats how grace sees it "c"

                 another strike of genius by grace elaine :)

my poem by gace toris bestestestestestestest friend of all times

i like pie
i want to fly
i just ate man ncheese
ummmmm call me if you can think of a rhyme that goes here.........




my masterpiece :)